Sinus Funk Spam to the Rescue

Sinus funk has arrived one phlegm glob at a time. ick. With disease on the mind, I share with you the fun bits of the interweb disease that is spam to the rescue.  Enjoy these spammy phlegm globs. 🙂

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Etiquette and credit advice from spam,

Just give these animals an invitation so as to play and in case if they join up, you get usually the credit.

I just wish I knew which animals spam was talking about.

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Native tongue spam?

Shoppers can find out information without having to speak any foreign language.

but what is the native language?

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Correct construction of bunk beds leads to better bowel movements?

You can use a old bean north and south poles to stick into the end of your bunk beds. This helps complete with digestion and start your bowels working correctly.

Spam to the rescue.

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Spam to the heart of an elephant?

Right to your hearts content I told my mom that I love elephants.

I too love elephants. ❤

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Notching people for income?

Men and women at the notches and clubs very rarely looking for a term commitment. Which could become a good source of income.

I may have to apply for a job notching people.

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What is better than pleasant spam?

Ahaa, its pleasant discussion concerning this paragraph here at this blog, I have read all that, so now me also commenting here.

Ahaa pleasant spam.

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Your body and the interwebs more connected than you know.

Don’t forget that your body happens to be 90% fluids. Choose so many various other medias the Internet has turned how to draw out the most dollars from you.

That’s right use the interwebs to draw out money from the fluid in your body. Now you know. #SpamtotheRescue

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Stress inspirational?

Do the situation like weeding all the garden – clean the “roots” towards the stressful inspirations.

Cleaning roots can be such a pain. #SpamtotheRescue

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So that is why my muffins never turn out.

Make muffins or desserts in mini muffin pans for actions to 10 laps.

I’m not making enough for 10 laps.

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Spam reminds you about the dangerous combination of anger and steps.

Never go towards taking steps if you have decreased control over your amazing anger.

Even if you have increased control over your amazing anger, do not take steps.

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Now this spam that STANDS at attention.

COCKZILLA is the word

Is that word a noun, verb, or adjective?

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Spam says spend your sewage,

The tanks used include water tight cardboard boxes used to preserve sewer spend with ease.

Water tight cardboard?

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Spam says stop pissing off Mother Nature

Our own wrongdoings have seemingly induced by Mother Nature in order to retaliate.

Stop your own wrongdoings, not others.

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Now this is spam I LOVE!

Terrific work! This is the type of information that are meant to be shared across the web. Shame on Google for now not positioning this put up higher!

Yes, shame on Google.

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Mystery spam,

No-one knew where he came from, and he i didn’t seem inclined which will say.

Isn’t spam mysterious enough already?

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Child rearing advice from spam?

Usually older young adults understand this adjustment. Although it would probably be hard to help you discipline your kid, it has to be able to be done.

I am glad I am a older young adult.

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Physiology by spam

Throughout these methods sweat may secreted out which may clears the waste on the body chemistry. These can thaw down the mucous in the respiratory system.

Where exactly is this frozen mucous located in the “human body?”

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Copyright spam?

No question that running barefoot was our unique and copyrighted perform!

Running barefoot is copyrighted? Crap better get my shoes.

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Don’t try to keep up with Mr. Frawley,

Akin to course, I accomplish have far very much less experience and feats than Mr, Frawley. It is skillfully a socially-driven enthusiasm.

Enthusiasm is always good, Mr. Frawley would tell you the same thing.

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Interviewed by spam:

I absolutely love your blog and find most of your post’s to be precisely what I’m looking for. Does one offer guest writers to write content for yourself? I wouldn’t mind publishing a post or elaborating on a few of the subjects you write regarding here. Again, awesome web log!

Thank you, I do most of the content, but am not opposed to guest bloggers.

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Pickle spam?

Selecting a fork nor knife, poke one specific hole into core of each pickle chunk.

I had no clue that eating a pickle could be so intricate.

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Until next week remember to take your medicine with your spam, your stomach will thank you later. 🙂

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